Caffeine and Indica

cookingwithroxy:

marithlizard:

siniristiriita:

I keep thinking about that post about the whole genre of movies about a white guy getting into an asian philosophy, matrial art etc and then proceeding to surpass his teacher and be the best ever at it, and I started thinking about the opposite of it.

 I want a movie about a chinese dude who comes to Finland, downs an entire bottle of Koskenkorva, tries to fight a nearby cow and ends up lying face down in a ditch while sobbing about his ex wife and having like 5 finnish dudes staring at him in awe like

 “That’s him. That’s the chosen one.”

The 5 finnish dudes bring him home with them.  The next day, the chinese dude wakes up on the couch with a mighty hangover.   He turns on the TV and for the first time in his life sees Moomintroll.  Instant spiritual bonding experience.  Overcome with emotion,  he begins to sing an ode to Snufkin in a high clear tenor voice. The 5 finnish dudes hastily call their live-in wise old mentor.  “Yes,” says the mentor after watching chinese dude for a few minutes.  “The prophecy was true.  This is the chosen one.  This man…will be our 2020 Eurovision act.”

I would PAY to see this movie.

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zvaigzdelasas:

castlevaniasymphonyofthenight:

bongwatercoffee:

castlevaniasymphonyofthenight:

kensacollection:

castlevaniasymphonyofthenight:

toastpotent:

kensacollection:

toastpotent:

kensacollection:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

castlevaniasymphonyofthenight:

toastpotent:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

toastpotent:

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

sis i’m right here….

if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

sorry i only have a dollar

:(

hey I just realized my friend Vriska is right, they would have $22500 not $225

^my friend Vriska

if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

You can buy anything you want with $22500

yeah and they want soda and apply juice

apply juice to what

directly to the forehead

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theprojectsprodigy:

When you in bed having an imaginary argument with someone and in your head they say some out of pocket shit

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freakphone:

moleshow:

freakphone:

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

look in the mirror and they can start today

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